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Milwaukee Brewers: \u201cSemi-Charmed Life\u201d by Third Eye Blind<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Like this catchy \u201890s classic, the Brewers\u2019 last few seasons have been upbeat on the surface, as they have now made the playoffs in four consecutive years. Also like the song, their reality has darker undertones, as they have been bounced from October each year and are still pennant-less since 1982, with Christian Yelich falling off big-time the last two years. Let\u2019s hope none of the Brewers are coping by doing crystal meth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Most Poignant Lyrics (MPL): \u201cI want something else\/To get me through this\/Semi-charmed kind of life, baby, baby\/I want something else\/I\u2019m not listening when you say\/Goodbye.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

St. Louis Cardinals: \u201cCamisado\u201d by Panic! at the Disco<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Staying with songs that seem upbeat and catchy but have darker meanings, \u201cCamisado\u201d tells the story of Ryan Ross\u2019s relationship with his abusive alcoholic father. The word \u201ccamisado\u201d means \u201csurprise attack at night.\u201d Over the years, no team has seemingly surprise-attacked the league out of nowhere more than the Redbirds, with their 2021 wild-card run being the most recent example. You really can\u2019t take these kids from the fight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MPL: \u201cCan\u2019t take the kid from the fight\/Take the fight from the kid\/Sit back, relax, sit back, relapse again \u2026 You\u2019re a regular decorated emergency.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cincinnati Reds: \u201cOhio is for Lovers\u201d by Hawthorne Heights<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The Ohio connection is admittedly a big part of this, but I promise there\u2019s more. This song is about the band members leaving their girlfriends behind while going on tour, causing them to feel neglected. The Reds have come so close to completing their rebuild and reaching true contention, but they don’t appear to be trying very hard to continue this momentum. Like the girlfriends, Cincinnati fans likely feel let down and find this a tough pill to swallow. At least they know the Reds\u2019 hearts are in Ohio.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MPL: \u201cHey there\/I know it\u2019s hard to feel like I don\u2019t care at all \u2026 And I can\u2019t make it on my own\/Because my heart is in Ohio.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chicago Cubs: \u201cThnks fr the Mmrs\u201d by Fall Out Boy<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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After a dramatic teardown of their championship core in 2021, Cubs fans can only thank their now-former stars for the memories as they stare a grueling rebuild in the face. All they can do is long for one more night and one more time in 2016, when Kris Bryant, Anthony Rizzo, Javier Baez, and Jon Lester were still around. While shattering the 108-year curse was cathartic and climactic, the memories could have been even greater. Not to mention, Patrick Stump sang the national anthem before Game 3 of the 2016 World Series.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MPL: \u201cOne night and one more time\/Thanks for the memories, even though they weren\u2019t so great \u2026 Been looking forward to the future\/But my eyesight is going bad.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pittsburgh Pirates: \u201cLongview\u201d by Green Day<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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There\u2019s a bit of personal connection with this one, as I discovered the greatness of this song live at the Hella Mega Tour, which happened to be at PNC Park (more on that coming soon). However, you can\u2019t listen to the lyrics and tell me they don\u2019t fit the actions of the Pirates\u2019 leadership. A song about sitting around doing nothing, smoking weed, and masturbating all day is an excellent metaphor for the way the Bucs have been run since their modest streak of 2010s playoff appearances.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MPL: \u201cTwiddle my thumbs just for a bit\/I\u2019m sick of all the same old shit\/In a house with unlocked doors and I\u2019m fucking lazy \u2026 I\u2019m so damn bored, I\u2019m going blind\/And I smell like shit.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Photo Creds:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cSemi-Charmed Life\u201d: https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Semi-Charmed_Life<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cCamisado\u201d: https:\/\/weheartit.com\/entry\/146758181<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOhio is for Lovers\u201d: https:\/\/rateyourmusic.com\/release\/single\/hawthorne-heights\/ohio-is-for-lovers\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThnks fr the Mmrs\u201d: https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/6TACBRdkkYgEE8ZhDMrn6i<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cLongview\u201d: https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Longview_(song)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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